David Blaine is NOT a role model.

Went hunting with a real "Richard."

Dumbest question I ever asked? "After cutting through that can, is it still sharp enough to slice off a human ear?"

If I've learned anything, it's never bet more than you can afford to lose.

Chestnuts werent the only thing roasting on the open fire.

I spent a sad childhood on the island of misfit toys.

Some times he dosen't just nip and somtimes it's not the nose.